-Saying, “put your pants on and let’s go” daily in my house. I’ll let you figure out who I say this to.
-Sitting next to a man in a striped convict suit at Chik Fil A last week. Really?
-Brady running into a man in the aisle of Marshall’s, then coming back to tell me that, “he looks evil.” Hmmm, too many Disney movies?
-Walking by the kiosks in the mall and avoiding eye contact at all cost. No, I don’t want my teeth whitened. Not ever in view of others, thank you.
-Trying to have a conversation with a stranger while my kids play under my maxi skirt on the floor. It’s not a tent, damn it!
-Being so relaxed at the end part of yoga (where I swear they put you in a trance) that I think I maybe even drooled a little. Still worth it.
-Listening to my kids sing the theme song to Jake and the Neverland Pirates in perfect harmony. Ahoy!
-The hug I got from my son after his first day of school.
-Eating my birthday cake. Frosting, chocolate, yummmmmmmmm. It also said, “Eat me, 32” on the top of it.
-Talking to friends who live clear across the country. It’s amazing how far away some live and how it really doesn’t matter.
-Next week I will have two morning to myself while the kiddos are in school. Two! Whatever will I do with myself (mani/pedi, shopping, sipping ice coffee by myself…)
-My husband’s idea of cooking breakfast for the kids on my birthday while I sleep in? Egg McMuffins and hash browns from McDonald’s. Well if you twist my arm…
-Shopping with my daughter for school. She picked out a tutu, crown, Hello! Kitty necklace and a polka dot cardigan. She’s definitely mine.